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Thursday, 20 September 2007

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We barely know each other, and you come to me with this—well, there's no other word for it—generous offer. $33 for more than 200 channels, plus free Showtime for one year? What have I done to deserve such an enormous gesture of magnanimity?

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Posted by angryharry at 03:42 No comments:

Wednesday, 12 September 2007

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Let's Pamper The Terrorists

Take Osama bin Laden, for example. He's still a sworn foe of mine, but trying to smoke him out of his hole hasn't been working too well. We can't seem to find this guy through violence and intimidation, so let's send him a fruit basket instead.
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Posted by angryharry at 15:25 No comments:

Thursday, 6 September 2007

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An alarming new study published in the International Journal of Sexual Health reveals that casual sex, the practice of engaging in frequent, spontaneous sexual encounters with new and exciting partners, may only provide unimaginable pleasure and heart-pounding exhilaration for, at most, 25 to 30 years.

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Posted by angryharry at 03:08 No comments:
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