A Somalian arrives in London as a new immigrant to the UK.
He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. Englishman for letting me inthis country , giving me housing, Social services, free medical care, and free education!' The passer-by says, 'You are mistaken, I am a Pakistani.'
The man goes on and encounters another passer-by. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in UK !' The person says, 'I not Englishman, I Afghan.'
The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank youfor the wonderful UK!' That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Romania , I am not Englishman!'
He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an English Lady?' She says , 'No, I am from Africa!' Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the English people?'
The African lady checks her watch and says...'They're still at work. They won't be let out until six o'clock.'