The Shroud of Turin, an ancient linen cloth believed to bear the image of Christ and considered by many clerics and devotees to be one of the holiest relics of the Christian faith, was inadvertently dyed a light shade of pink after being washed with a red T-shirt, sources reported Tuesday.

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A Somalian arrives in London as a new immigrant to the UK.
He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. Englishman for letting me inthis country , giving me housing, Social services, free medical care, and free education!' The passer-by says, 'You are mistaken, I am a Pakistani.'
The man goes on and encounters another passer-by. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in UK !' The person says, 'I not Englishman, I Afghan.'
The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank youfor the wonderful UK!' That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Romania , I am not Englishman!'
He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an English Lady?' She says , 'No, I am from Africa!' Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the English people?'
The African lady checks her watch and says...'They're still at work. They won't be let out until six o'clock.'

Who loves you more - your wife or your dog?

To find out, try this test.

Lock your wife and your dog inside the trunk of your car.

After an hour or so, let them out, and see which of those two bitches is the more pleased to see you.

Moses Was High On The Mount

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Moses Was High On The Mount

When Moses received the Ten Commandments from God, he was summoned right to the top of Mount Sinai.

But the man who led the Children of Israel to safety may have been even higher at the time, if an Israeli academic is to be believed. Psychology professor Benny Shanon says it was likely Moses was hallucinating under the influence of a mind-altering drug at the time of his biblical achievements.

I knew that dude was high on something when he spaketh thusly. 

Yep. Something very good!



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McCartney's Share of the Divorce Settlement

Police Chief is 'greedy, vain moron'

A chief constable has told his staff to monitor online encyclopedia Wikipedia - to stop its users posting rude comments about him.

Sir Norman Bettison took exception to being described as a "greedy, vain moron" on the online encyclopaedia, according to Police Review magazine.